Sunday, January 16, 2005
My sis is pure unadultered childish material.We all waited for her to go to church, and just when we are about to go she yells, "Mum, can you ask why Gloria is not talking to me?"
Me: *is brushing teeth*
*looks at mirror to see stupid sister stare*
*stifles laughter*
*quickly brushes to spite back at her*
Mum: (in chinese) Aiyah you two still not talking..?
Sis: SHE LAR! Don't want to talk to me. *glares at me with my mouth full of Colgate*
Me: *gives nonchalant look and goes on brushing* How childish. Cmon Gloria, finish brushing so you can tell her what a kid she looks like right now.
Sis: I talk to you nicely, you still give me that bu shuang face and attitude, what you wan?
Me: *is done with brushing* *turns around* Oooh what I would give to slap that face. Hello, -you- were the one who said "From now on, we don't have to talk to each other. Wo0t." *goes to combing hair now*
Sis: Then stop wearing my shoes lar!
Me: *totally ignores while she babbles on* I'm supposed to say I don't wear your shoes.. I have my pretty Nautica shoes now. =3
Sis: I spoke to you nicely yesterday, go into your room and then you come in give me attitude.
Me: I wasn't the one who was childish. You don't want to talk is my problem meh?
Sis: But then I talk to you means okay liao mah!!
Me: As if I need to give you face when you want to talk to me. You song you talk, buay song don't talk, have NO ONE at home to talk to come find me. Eh, I'm not that sort of person lor. *laughs* Yah, right.
Sis: Aiyah, I don't want go liao lar! *storms off to her room*
Me: *finishes tieing hair* (In chinese, to my mother) See? So childish. She was the one who 1st asked me not to talk to her, and I don't try to be childish by making myself say 'fine, I won't talk to you' and not mean it. When I detest someone's childishness, I won't regret hating it. Let her be lar. 19 liao still like super cacat, macam 8 year old.
Mum: Aiyah, forget it lar. Toh hui si ah, talk to this kind of person. (Toh hui si = Can die vomitting blood [in Hokkien])
Me: *goes on screaming about what a kid she is while she locks herself in her room and blasts music trying not to hear us*
Who was the one who asked me to 'grow up'?
I think you should take a step back, look in the mirror and tell yourself that. Have fun trying to swallow your pride once again to talk to me. This time, try not to humiliate yourself. Otherwise, your stupidity will render you as a laughing stock. A childish one at that as well. Don't rely on everyone else when you can't do something alone. Don't call others what you are yourself. And last of all, don't you dare try to break up my family with your parasite ways and immaturity.
Because I couldn't care less if you grew up and became bankrupt or landed yourself in trouble because of your own dumbassness. You know I won't, either.
anyhow whacked by gloria @ 4:18 pm