Thursday, January 06, 2005
This week is one HELL of a hectic week.Shall I read to you what I got in my handbook? (Yes, I'm finally putting these shiet to use, I must say they're rather spiffy, in fact.)
ARGH.
Files to buy:
-Orange ring file => Chem
-Blue ring file => English
-Yellow plastic => Biology
Homework:
English - 4 more essays
History/SS - Hist. Source based, Structured/Essay. SS.. Same.
Duty Roster - Die die must finish!
Maths holiday HW - ..copy lar.
Maths Exercise 1B - No graph paper again.. -_-
Literature - Forgot what to do for that.
SO FREAKING MUCH TO DO IN ONE DAY. And Tom complains about having a lot of marking to do. Riiight. Can we please switch places for one day, ensuring you finish my work and I'll finish marking yours?
ARGH.
Music has been my sole source of aid. Kudos to Noel and Weixiang my two kawaii no musuko, *^3^* my hectic week has been reduced and also been much more.. relaxing, rather. Noel offered plenty of songs while I blasted them and yelled along, whereas Weixiang had allowed my fave song to be placed in my blog. Love live Dido~ Banzaaii~
But.. ARGH.
This year, my school has gotten so gay, we needed a 'discipline commitee' of teachers. Of which one has gotten a nice nickname entitled "Tiger de ha ba gou" which I THINK means tiger's little doggie. Don't blame me, my chinese is teh suXx0r. Can't read/write/translate for nuts. He has set new rules; NO ankle-length socks, they have to be 5 cm above the back of the shoe (TOTALLY gay), NO coloured bras, NO fringes, NO tucking out of shirts, NO wearing of jackets outside the classroom unless you're with medical reason, NO placing of books under your tables (will rant on this later on. If NO teacher takes my word into any heed, I WILL bring this up to the Principal, and I will ENSURE this ha ba gou gets OUT of the school, even if it's the last thing I do in this school) and if you violate any of them (all of which I am at the moment), you will be given a form and blah-blah-blah. His favourite catch phrase: "I don't like to do this. In fact, I hate doing this. And since you make me do something I hate and don't like, I will make you do something you don't like."
1) No one EVER wanted you to care. EVER.
2) He came in saying "I had high expectations of this school,
3) No placing of books under the table? YOU WANT US TO F*CKING CLIMB UP 4 STOREYS EVERYDAY WITH A F*CKING HEAVY BAG? No, don't you DARE say this will be 'good for health'. Students with a hunchback at early age is NOT good for health. Also, they built the tables that way FOR A REASON. NO MORON IS MORONIC ENOUGH TO STEAL BOOKS THEY ALREADY HAVE. Lockers, you say? We have only 120 at the 2nd floor. HOW IS THAT ENOUGH TO STORE OVER A 1000 STUDENTS' BOOKS? Considering that every ONE of us has OVER 20-30 books?! Use your blain, use your blaiiinn...
4) "I am a licensed barber. If I see hairstyles that are not allowed, I will shave them off with my rusty razor." Note the word 'rusty'. LICENSED BARBERS KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE RUSTY BLADES. If ANY of our schoolmates do get shaved by you, and get CUT and BLEED, I will so clap and applaude when they sue you for attempted murder. Tetanus may kill, thank you very much.
5) Jackets are NOT a form of uniform-modification. We are COLD. Jackets are meant to keep us WARM, not a form of fashion. Maybe to a certain extent, yes. BUT WHO THE HELL WEARS A JACKET ON A HOT DAY YAH? We wear it because we are COLD.
6) 'No coloured/branded bras' DOUBLE-EEW-TEE-EFF?! Coloured I don't really give a shit, but WHY THE HELL do you specify BRANDED!?! For heaven's sake, we don't need to TELL you what brand of undergarments we wear. You noticed how UNSHAMEFUL you are for picking ONLY girls?
7) Ankle-length socks. When it was 3 cm, none of us minded. Now you want us to wear it to 5 cm. HOW FREAKING MUCH OF AN IDIOT ARE YOU. Even if Tiger did state so, I do recall hearing that he DOESN'T give two hoots about socks, just that if it's unseen, you're a dead student. I don't want to walk past ANYONE with socks as high as my knee or anywhere close to that. They're comfy at my ankles.
8) This is to promote a condusive environment? BULLCRAP. This is making students pissed, and definitely NOT happy. We get NO sense of freedom, NO sense of right to feel the way we should in school, and that would equal to NO condusive environment. You want our school to turn into a military battalion? Dream on. If I have my last wish when leaving this school, it would be for you, the new 'ha ba gou', to be FIRED. OUT. BANISHED. E-X-P-E-L-L-E-D.
9) If nothing is done when I negotitate, I will ensure a rebellion, and you'll render yourself helpless to the students. PHEAR US.
10) You are going to regret doing this. Ever.
ARGH.
anyhow whacked by gloria @ 8:18 pm