Saturday, July 14, 2007
Overbearing Mandarin accents kill me.Ni yao qu na-rrr?
Screw you okay.
And just cause I don't understand 90% of what you're saying doesn't mean you have to try and use English that is just as incomprehensible.
Wha' is thiz "kom-beh" cotton? "Kom-beh"..
COMBED LA, NAHBEI!
And 5 out of 10 times, I see the ladies (no offense for stereotyping) with guy that's probably old enough to be her dad.
First, you take away eligible gentlemen from us (not that that really matters for me).
Second, you take away our own scholarships and call us lazy for losing it to you (not that that matters to me, either).
Third, you use those scholarships and after graduation, take our jobs and deem us useless while you boss us around.
Lastly, you dare butcher the English language?
First I can lun.
Second I close one eye.
Third I close both, but peek a bit (while cringing).
But the fourth is the last straw. If you want to do it, at least do it right. >:|
But I know that even though my English isn't top-notch, it just hurts whenever it's obviously wrong for the worst reasons. D:
And all who have felt insulted at reading this:
1) You are one of them,
2) You are in denial,
3) You need to go out and breathe a little life,
4) I provide sense of humours for SGD9.95/hr,
5) All of the above,
6) I lol @ u.
I hate Mandarin, but apparently French hates Corey. That goose has taken Francais lessons before, but seems he's no romantic boon since he's forgotten every lesson.
Korii says:
Alot of people go to France to visit sites and stuff. But most don't even bother to learn any part of the language. Or they do a really crappy job at it. And it pisses the French off so much.
gloria; says:
Vat? Just becauze vee don't speak zee language?
Korii says:
Lol, because we don't try xD
gloria; says:
No, because vee don't vucking caaaaaaare! >;o
Korii says:
Lol xD
gloria; says:
Zey vant us to do zee language? Vuck ovvvvvvv
Korii says:
like, it's considered "polite" to make conversation before buying something.
gloria; says:
I give them zee finger and shove it up zee azz.
Korii says:
XD
gloria; says:
"Hi, how's the weather"
"It is zee great! And tozay it iz like-"
"Yeah yeah, how about you shut the fuck up and give me my fucking donut."
"Oh nonono zir"
"In Franz vee sell baguette and croissant, not zee donut."
gloria; says:
Unbearable, much..
anyhow whacked by gloria @ 11:06 pm