My friend complains to me about his girlfriend. He tells me he's done all for her, but she never wanted a relationship with him and breaks up. He goes out to drink himself silly, get himself in a fight, runs away from home a few days, and ends up in SGH.
... Joy, another one.Being the KPO I was, I retold the story to a friend and asked for his opinion on what guys thought if they had friends like that. Of course, the guy's and girls' names are excluded to protect whatever dignity he has left, and their faces.
gloria says:
guy steads with girl. girl reluctant. guy doesn't care. guy happy. girl eventually asserts feelings of distress. girl breaks up with guy 1 week later.
gloria says:
guy sad. guy complain to everyone he knows (or doesn't). guy does stupid things. guy drinks himself silly/gets hurt/leaves home. both of which get relatives jumpy. guy makes girl feel guilty.
gloria says:
guy tells girl he won't unless she patches back. girl in dilemma.
gloria says:
guy's family blames girl. guy wants to spite girl. he goes to find another girl.
gloria says:
new girl turns out to be someone who doesn't want a relationship with him either. girl leaves him. guy does step 2 again.
Jerrold says:
...ow
gloria says:
what, you pity the guy?
Jerrold says:
no
Jerrold says:
in fact
Jerrold says:
the guy is an idiot and deserves to be castrated
Jerrold says:
lol
Jerrold says:
i mean, break up den break up la
Jerrold says:
grief? no. psychological state of mind la
Jerrold says:
thats not a real man
Jerrold says:
thats a coward
Jerrold says:
deserves to be worse off than a eunuch
A little harsh, but funny nonetheless.
Gentlemen, it's time you see that it's kinda wrong to hurt yourselves because you don't only hurt yourself in the process, you end up giving pain like free food to a lot of people as well.
It may hurt, but take it like a man.
Jerrold says:
stupid idiot
I couldn't agree more.
anyhow whacked by gloria @ 11:59 am
herself:
gloria sinclair chua;
nineteen;
08121988;
saggitarius;
dragon;
singaporean;
a photographer wannabe,
an aspiring hairstylist,
and a hopeless apparel designer.
would die for:
a score of 20 and below.
some form of world peace.
the Japanese language.
a Japanese dictionary.
learning guitar/piano/drums.
an mp3.
new earpieces.
a synthesizer/keyboard.
a Gibson Thunderbird IV bass. <3
an LCD monitor.
a laptop.
an art tablet.
a New Urban Male bag.
a nice jacket/sweater.
BMW X-5 SERIES!!@~!@~!!
a new pencilbox.
her own skateboard.
Wacom Graphire 3.
a small wooden manequinn.
new spectacles.
a pair of twin kodachi.
a trip to Florida.
a new house.
a refurbished room.
a walk-in wardrobe.
infinite haircuts.
red hair.
purple hair.
blue hair.
gold highlights.
red highlights.
white highlights.
coloured hair extensions.(OMGSOLIAN)
a new watch.
loathes:
coffee
bullies
gore
green
bad hair days
Adidas
vegetables
heights
snooty asswipes
tone-deaf "singers"
ingrates
flying critters
storms ._.
the dark
silence
liars
alter-ego o_O
attention seekers
people that give it to them
ultimatums
loves:
angmohs oho!
family
friends
SHOPPING
picking on bullies :D
literature
this and this and this and this
art
anime
music
musicians
ROCCKKK
surprises
lightsticks! <3
gaming~
the beach
KoF~
Ben & Jerry's
keeping promises
challenges
aishah.
aliman.
bryan.
cassie.
cheryl.
daisy.
edmundooi.
eunice.
farhanah.
jiemin.
jerry.
josline.
kaitou!
kelly.
moonkian.
noel.
renny.
ron.
rona ♥
shosho.
tiffany.
travis.
koyo.
valerie!
weixiang.
william.
yanliang.
yaozhong.
yin ♥
- GazetteShop.
- NihilistGiraffe.
- DeviantART.
- Fark.com.
- lyrics.
- megatokyo.
- orisinal.
- endofworld.
- theresheis!
- theresheis!II
Blogger.
Photoshop.
Imageshack.
Google.com
Stock.
Stock #2.
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