Sunday, November 06, 2005
Went studying with min ytd. =D At least I didn't do nothing this time.. I did 15 math questions!... it's still an achievement okay ._.
*hides answer sheet*
*walks away whistling*
But hell, we sure saw a lot of weirdoes while at it.
At Mac's, the ladies sitting beside us were having a conference with some angmoh lady whom had heavy British accent. Then one of them were like, trying to make herself sound angmoh also la, but obviously sucked. But then again, I also talk with this shitty angmoh accent ._. I can't master British accent la, the "T" is relatively silent. (Claire, phonetics lessons plox! orz)
After that, while I was figuring out this weird question (which of course made me slap my head when I checked due to the obvious-ness of the answer), someone who seemed to be like my age working at Mac's was talking in hokkien to another old lady. I just ended up bursting in laughter because.. well.. his hokkien was almost as bad as min's. XD After which, I turned around to see what the source of excessive noise that was making this supposedly conducive environment resemble a kindergarten.
I found a corner reserved for some birthday party.. but when I looked behind.. I was shocked to see this old man with one hand (couple of fingers, to be exact), opening his nasal hole, and with the other - picking it.
*turns back slowly around, purely disgusted*
What.. the.. hell..
Now I have that freaky image of protruding nosehair etched in my mind for all of eternity to haunt me with. ;_;
So since there was too much noise (and disgust) around, we went to Suxian's condominium in an attempt to find some place really study-friendly.
And it was. Just that I was so caught up in looking at the poolside that I didn't do much else apart from ogling ._. We left the place at 5.30, which was considerably long for studying because we (me, in particular) arrived at 2+.
While on the bus.. there was sibling love. This young girl, not more than 5, was struggling to grab hold of the bars when her brother who looked primary 5/6 said:
Bro: "Aiyah, meimei.. hold me la. Later you fall down how?"
Sis: "Okay!" *HUG*
I mean, that's so sweet.. even though the brother might've been pretty reluctant =x
While walking home, I was walking behind this old man, who kept coughing. Well, no surprise.. but the disgusting thing was that.. he did that collect-phlegm-by-making-retching-noise-and-spit-on-random-place-where-people-are-going-to-be-walking-on-jajaja which I purely detest. ;_; Like dude, wtf?
Okay, fine. So maybe I'm overreacting so something that some elderly folks think it's perfectly fine (even though you know pretty well it's unhygenic). But at my block, when I wanted to take the lift, everyone knows that if you see someone coming in, you be polite and open it for the person to enter. Like any other civilised being would do.
BUT NOOOOO.
This middle-aged MORON probably hasn't had any manners instilled into his stupid bonehead. He saw me about to go into the lifts, and presses close while I'm walking through!
Of course, I wouldn't let him off easily, since my name is Gloria and I still want it that way.
*glares at him*
*sees what floor he's in (5th storey)*
*SLAMS 15th storey button (FYI: I live on the 15th =D)*
*repeats step one*
He kept having shifty eyes, that WUSS. Sissy, he should've been a girl instead. When he exited the lift, I ran to the buttons, and gave him a taste of his own medicine. Too bad the lift didn't shut his ass, though.
See, that's why Singapore are getting more and more useless children with no manners whatsoever. It's not that they "mei you jia jiao" (meaning that their parents never taught them manners), but their OWN parents don't have any, so there's nothing to impart at all!
No-class commoners with no form of etiquette (or fashion) should go and have their gonads sliced off or pierced with a red-hot iron rod.
anyhow whacked by gloria @ 2:02 pm